“The Truly Useful Golf Book”
If you are a golfer than this applies to you. I went golfing two weekends ago with this guy Dave Cobb. He sent out this email and I almost pissed my pants. Enjoy
Subject: I wrote a new book over the Holidays….
- “The Truly Useful Golf Book”
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 – Crying and How to Handle it
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beers Before 10am
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 12 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 14 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
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