If you are a golfer than this applies to you. I went golfing two weekends ago with this guy Dave Cobb. He sent out this email and I almost pissed my pants. Enjoy

Subject: I wrote a new book over the Holidays….

“The Truly Useful Golf Book”

Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 – Crying and How to Handle it

Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beers Before 10am

Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

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