A funny bush joke
Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush are having a meeting and Donald Rumsfeld says, “Mr. President, I have some bad news. Two Brazilian have been killed in Iraq.”
(Think Bad Texan Accent) The President all of a sudden yells, “Oh, my God! No!!! Not two Brazilian!! Lord, No!!!”
Rumsfeld says, “Mr. President, I didn’t know you would be this upset.”
President, with head in hands, moaning, “Oh, dear God. Two Brazilian. No!!!”
Rumsfeld is very concerned and asks, “Is there anything I can do, Mr. President.”
George Bush asks, “Yes. Now… tell me. Exactly, how many is in a Brazilian???”